—Kim, GAThe worst date I ever went on was with a guy I'd known in high school.Jack was the captain of the basketball team, an A student, and all-around good guy whom I'd only admired from afar during my senior year.He ended up talking to me for at least a half hour about how he was a 25-year-old in a 50-year-old's body, and that the picture was from his youth. —Samantha, AZI was 25 and working at a restaurant in a busy mall.
I cut the date short, declined a second date, and thought I was in the clear when I didn't hear from him for a couple of days.
Then, I got an e-mail from him: not a single word, just a photo of his penis.
Every time I tried to steer the conversation towards his interests or some kind of mutual ground, he would come out with questions like "So what's your favorite show on MTV?
" and "So how about that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? I was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there.
We head to a really nice steakhouse, and after appetizers and his third martini, he starts to speak baby talk to me, as in "Would you wike a wittle kissy-wissy?
" Our steaks arrive and he reached across the table to cut my meat for me!
We went to a nice restaurant and had just ordered when he leaned over the table and said, "I shave my balls." I excused myself, went through the kitchen and straight out the back door to a bar to use the phone to call my friend to pick me up.
—Viki, WVOn my fourth date with a guy my mom set me up with, we were playing pool and enjoying a couple of beers when a girl came up to our table, introduced herself, and then threw her beer on my date.
—Erin, DCA guy took me to the Tompkins Square Park dog parade on a date, followed by brunch, where he told me about how he can't have orgasms because he's on Prozac.